Total Medals Earned: 101 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,575 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (195/350 points)
Get to know your new BFF.
Leave the tower
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
YUM
Chill out in the funky room!
You naughty punk!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/400 points)
Check out the Credits page!
Clear the first 5 waves
Watch the Ending
Watch the Intro
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/455 points)
Destroy a bomb in Stage 1-2
Destroy all the bad-dudes in stage 1-3
Gain 10000 points in any stage.
Read the in-game help text.
Complete stage 1-1
Play any song in the soundtest menu
Collect the laser power-up in stage 1-4
Complete the first stage.
Gain 25000 points in any stage.
Don't get hit by a single bullet in stage 1-7.
Destroy a Smiling Bomber using one of their own bombs in the second stage.
Gain 50000 points in any stage.
Protect all the balloons in the first stage.
Complete the second stage.
Protect all the balloons in the second stage.
Gain 100,000 points in any stage.
Complete the final stage.
Protect all the balloons in the final stage
Medals Earned: 6/55 (30/500 points)
Play a song.
Get an achievement.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
Encounter a boss.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Unlock two new guitars.
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Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/110 points)
Tasty.
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/90 points)
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Talk to your brother.
Visit my world wide website.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.